Because fighting to the death really works up an appetite.
Because being in a sandwich-fueled food coma gives you an advantage in the Arena.
If this is a legit quote (as I’m sure it is), then I actually quoted my first pope, if you don’t count Alexander Pope.
When the US eventually becomes Panem or its barely-distinguishable equivalent, I think Suzanne Collins will be the first Tribute. Watch your back, Suzanne.
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
Someone, let this day be marked and celebrated for many, many years to come! McDonalds got my order right! It shall be remembered for generations that for once, the service industry accomplished the unthinkable, the unforeseen, the unimaginable!
Is that a for-real photo of Black Friday somewhere? ‘Cuz that is hilarious and sad at the same time.
I don’t care what Drake or anyone else says, the original YOLO was by The Strokes.
It’s hilarious when straight people tell me that I should try having sex with a girl to know for sure. So… what you’re saying is that you had to have sex with the same sex in order to be sure you’re interested in the other? ’Cause that’s what I’m hearing.
I’ve been asked “Who will take care of you when you die?” when I tell people I don’t want kids. And I’m thinking, “Yeah right, because that’s a really good reason to have kids.”
Ever wonder why Everdeen is similar to evergreen? It’s because Snow can’t kill either one of them.